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(Source: irreluhvent, via sadstruck)
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it so hard
now kiss
(via clumsycaliforniaheart)
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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“I literally just need to stop speaking.”
(Source: kstewart, via clumsycaliforniaheart)
“An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.”
(via clumsycaliforniaheart)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
(via clumsycaliforniaheart)
(Source: nickmillers, via laughoutmacleod)
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
everybody’s lookin’ for stilton
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